The Random Life of Ducks

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

What I will NEVER wish upon my enemies: mental illness, disabilities, physical ailments, harm to friends/family, etc.
What I WILL wish upon my enemies: getting all the red lights, being put on hold, stubbing their toe in the middle of the night on the way to the bathroom, having their food order wrong, finding clothes that just don't quite fit right, stepping on Legos, their OTPs never become canon, etc.

heyfunniest:

Middle Aged Harry Potter Books [x]

My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.
Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via te-hya)

catsbeaversandducks:

"If you can’t see the love in my eyes, come a little closer."

Photos via Cat Act 

Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.
― Winston Churchill (via psych-quotes)
That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.
John Green, An Abundance of Katherines  (via wordsnquotes)

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u